My First Time

The sky was dark, The moon was high,

We were alone, Just she and I.

Her hair was brown, Her eyes were too,

I knew just what she wanted to do

So with my courage I did my best,

And placed my hand Upon her breast.

I trembled and shook and felt her heart

Slowly she spread her legs apart.

I knew she was ready, but I didn't know how,

It was my first try at milking a cow!